Masterful

I have watched the trailer for PTA's THE MASTER at least three times a day since it was released last Friday. I probably will not stop watching it until the film comes out on Oct. 12th. As expected, the footage looks incredible, and it has me more excited than even the prospect of a new Malick movie. PTA may be my favorite director working today. If you haven't seen it yet, behold the glory of his latest vision below:

The Fire Rises

(Before getting into THE DARK KNIGHT RISES, I should admit that I'm a bit of a fanboy when it comes to Batman. It is one of my indulgent weaknesses next to what I hope is a more balanced cinephilia. I'm not even close to being objective when it comes to Nolan's Batman movies, which I honestly consider a dream come true for this life-long Batman devotee. So, take everything I say with a grain of salt and forgive the hyperbole if you can).

I loved reading your TDKR thoughts, Brandon. I'm stoked and relieved that you had a similar reaction to the film as I did. I think you and I are in the minority in thinking that this film is better than its predecessor, but I also think you and I are in the right. Jim Emerson, who John loves to reference for their shared THE DARK KNIGHT bashing, agrees with us that the film is an improvement on TDK. In his article, he says, "I haven't read other full reviews yet, but I've seen indications that people who really loved "The Dark Knight" are less satisfied with "TDKR" than those who found much to fault in the first two. I could see how that would be. I mean, if you already feel that "TDK" must be "the best movie of all time" or some such thing, what could compete ? I think "Batman Begins" and "The Dark Knight" are mediocre movies, and "TDKR" represents a small but measurable improvement in several respects. So, yeah, if you're looking for the *like*/*dislike*: I think that, in comparison to its predecessors, it's the better of the three."

Though I disagree with Emerson that TDK is mediocre, I'd have to agree with him and you that BATMAN BEGINS is quite mediocre (I re-watched it last week, and it's just not that good), and that TDKR is the best film of the three. It's just a much tighter film then the first two and much better written. Some of the writing in TDK is awkward, especially in the dialogue between characters. A lot of it comes across as weird, forced, and unnatural. Also, some of the action can seem clunky/incomprehensible, and some of the acting is just downright hammy. With TDKR, I really think Nolan did a better job handling scenes of dialogue between characters. The writing is sharper, the acting more fluent, and the overall tone more organic. The action in the film is more focused, easier to follow, and I think more exciting. Also, he was able to wrangle better performances from just about everyone involved. Again, credit to Nolan and his team for crafting a better screenplay and to him for directing his actors better. Like I said in my last post, TDKR doesn't have Ledger's Joker, but it is a better film on every other level.

All right, I really would like to respond to a lot of what you wrote, and to do so I really gotta let the spoilers fly. SO IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE FILM AND WANT TO, STOP READING NOW. Let's chat:

I think everything you wrote about the themes of TDKR and the common threads holding the entire series together is great and spot-on. I couldn't have said it better myself. You essentially got right to the heart of who Bruce Wayne is, what he embodies as Batman, and what is enemies try to destroy. Each villain in the series has served as a test for Bruce Wayne's commitment to the people of Gotham, and more largely, his belief in society as a whole. Bane is definitely an amalgamation of Ra's Al Ghul and The Joker. His plan is to both flat-out destroy Gotham (via nuclear bomb), but to get the people of Gotham to tear each other to pieces before it goes off (via manipulating class warfare). He's an admirable foe for Batman, both on a spiritual and physical level.

A friend of mine who saw the film wrote online that he thought the film sacrificed intimacy for explosions, and I think he's dead wrong. This is a very intimate story arch for Bruce Wayne/Batman. Like you wrote, he is really relegated to his lowest points in this film both at the beginning (crushed spirit, wounded body) and towards the ending (annihilated body) unlike we have never seen before. Bane provides a relentless force of pure nihilism that really pushes Bruce Wayne/Batman to his limits. I heard someone complain that the film didn't feature enough Batman, but that is because it focuses very heavily on the dichotomy between Bruce Wayne and Batman. To me, it is a highly personal story for both because it deals with the very soul of both characters. That is why I found the ending so moving. I thought the pay-off was beautifully orchestrated. A lot of times Nolan's penchant for repeating phrases and images can come across as trying to be too clever (as John would argue), but for me, the call back to Alfred's cafe dream seemed perfect and I was completely caught in its emotional sweep. For one, because Alfred's dream came true, and more importantly because Bruce Wayne was finally able to sacrifice Batman for a life of peace. Batman's work is done. He saved the city he has fearlessly defended for so long and sacrificed himself in the process. He can die giving everything to Gotham. And the Bruce Wayne "playboy billionaire" persona can die too, leaving only the real Bruce Wayne to finally live a life of emotional freedom that was taken away from him the moment his parents were killed. I'm all for bleak endings, but I thought Nolan's ending was smarter, more satisfying, and ultimately more triumphant than merely ending on a tragic note. Left with the new Batman (or just Robin, I guess) in JGL and Bruce Wayne living peacefully with Selina Kyle, I felt overjoyed.

I mentioned Bane a little bit there, so I should definitely say that I found him to be a terrific force working within this film. I, like you, loved Hardy's decision to speak in a higher, more expressive voice. It always belies the cold stare of his eyes and his purely brute frame. As a complete package it makes him into a terrifying villain. He is coldblooded, calculating, and above all insanely intimidating. I agree that he's scarier without motivation, and that his love for Talia Al Ghul suddenly makes him appear sheepish, but before those moments, he is a fucking monster and I got excited/anxious every time he appeared on screen. I thought Hardy was (not surprisingly) fantastic in the role, and the character smartly handled by Nolan.

I'm glad you mentioned your appreciation for Selina Kyle and Anne Hathaway. I thought she gave a wonderful performance, and that the character was expertly delineated. Hathaway adds such charm and loveability to the role, and the character provides much needed sobriety amongst all the sociopolitical ambiguity. She is someone to root for, and I too was very glad of her inclusion and her depiction. Honestly, as a Batman fan (and a film fan), I think they nailed her characterization and the interplay she has with Wayne/Batman. Well done to all involved.

It's hard not to bring up the political and social ramifications of the film, especially the Occupy movement, if only because the story of class division and revolution is so pertinent in today's world. I honestly don't think Nolan had any intention of criticizing the Occupy movement nor in suggesting that it could lead to violent anarchy. In an interview he said, "We throw a lot of things against the wall to see if it sticks. We put a lot of interesting questions in the air, but that's simply a backdrop for the story. What we're really trying to do is show the cracks of society, show the conflicts that somebody would try to wedge open." I think this is precisely what he's trying to do with TDKR and what he did with TDK. He is putting the ideas of these fictional comic book characters within a very realistic, zeitgeist-y setting, exploring where they would fit into the existing social framework. Batman is a force of order, so of course he would be aligned with the police and the military. Bane is a force of disorder and destruction, so he is going to be in a sort of Stalin or Pol Pot position of manipulating others to achieve his own ends. I think Nolan deliberately tries to blur the lines between heroes and villains in these films so that questions are raised over their roles in society and no real definitive answer is given. And to be completely fair to Chris Nolan and his brother, they have said that they came up with the idea for the film in the summer 0f 2008, right when TDK was coming out and right before the big economic collapse in this country. They have both mentioned being largely inspired to make the film by A TALE OF TWO CITIES. I think this places the film more in a historical context instead of just a commentary on our current economic climate. I think comparisons to the French Revolution are more apt than to the Occupy movement. The Occupy movement has been about nothing but peaceful protest whereas the French Revolution quickly turned into violent game of paranoia and manipulation (what Bane tries to do to the people of Gotham).

Brandon, I'm really glad you mentioned the idea of THE DARK KNIGHT RISES being conservative entertainment because I've seen this mentioned elsewhere. I want to make something clear, and it is not directed at you, but just anyone who feels the need to specifically politicize Batman while ignoring the sociopolitical themes of other superheroes. To single out THE DARK KNIGHT RISES as uniquely conservative entertainment would be to overlook the fact that just about every superhero film (not to mention, just about every film about fighting crime, period) valorizes the preservation of order against a swell of chaos/anarchy/radical change. Batman, Superman, Spider-Man, The Avengers–they all share a common goal, and that is to conserve the status quo against external threats of destruction. Since the arch of all these superheroes is to eradicate disorder, we of course are being told to side with the strength of order. Because Batman has no true superpowers, his story is told very much in a realistic setting where he has to interact with police and other levels of bureaucracy. In BATMAN BEGINS, he serves as a surrogate police force; in THE DARK KNIGHT and THE DARK KNIGHT RISES, he serves as an ancillary one. His connection to the police is obvious because he has to work with them either as a precarious ally or a scapegoat. In Superman or Spider-Man, the police are irrelevant next to superhuman ability so you don't see them all that much, but these superheroes still have the same goals as the police, just different uniforms. If you want to criticize the conservative values of Batman, that is fine, but you should probably go ahead and criticize the entire idea of superheroism while you are at it. They are all basically preservers of an existing order (i.e. all express conservative values in a way). Again, this isn't directed at you Brandon, just anyone who is terribly inconsistent in his/her criticism.

(But, to continue to be fair to Nolan [or perhaps biased towards him], I don't think the film is purely conservative because it doesn't glorify the status quo. Batman tries to prevent the disorder and destruction Bane presents, but the order of Gotham before Bane comes is HEAVILY criticized in the film. That's why John Blake and Selina Kyle are there. Both serve as critiques to the greed and apathy of the wealthy in Gotham. So the film isn't praising the current social order and decrying change; if anything, the film is critical of the status quo, of radical change, and any form society can imitate. That's why I called it grim. It's a really fun, exciting, suspenseful film, but it is a very bleak look at our world and the structures within it).

This isn't directed at you Brandon, but speaking of people who are inconsistent in their criticisms (as I did above), I've read a lot of negative comments about THE DARK KNIGHT RISES from people who absolutely loved THE DARK KNIGHT. A majority of their gripes are over shit they had no problem overlooking in TDK but inexplicably can't forgive in TDKR (e.g. plot holes, continuity errors, changes from the comics, etc.). Listen, I love THE DARK KNIGHT, but I would be the first to admit that that film is riddled with errors, holes, and downright bad moments. THE DARK KNIGHT RISES itself is not perfect and certainly has its share of problems. But, ultimately with both films I was able to overlook those smaller problems and focus on what I consider terrific overall achievements. And like Jim Emerson, with THE DARK KNIGHT RISES I found less holes, less moments to criticize because it is a better constructed and executed film. I think if you are going to tear apart TDKR for shit you ignore in TDK, then you need to just admit that you are not thinking about the film in any rational manner but are merely brokenhearted that Nolan didn't make the exact same film as TDK.

Okay, I've written and ranted a lot already, so I'll just leave it at that. Good talk!

A King Has His Reign...and Then He Dies?

Insanely good episode of BREAKING BAD last night.

The mirror scens of Walt, the emotional tyrant, subduing Jesse and Skylar under the guise of family and partnership are absolutely chilling. In one scene we see Walt gently massaging a sobbing Jesse's shoulder as he manipulates him into accepting the position of surrogate son and friend. In another scene we see Walt softly caressing Skylar's arm, kissing her neck, and waxing familial while she stares off in quiet horror. Two terrific scenes highlighting Walt's own sense of godlike power and the ever deepening moral midden he has buried himself in. The striking difference between the two scenes is that Skylar is privy to Walt's despotism will Jesse is still being duped. Does this set us up for an unexpected ultimate showdown between Skylar and Walt? At this point, anything is possible, including the potential for numerous red herrings. But I do think that there is something telling about the look on Skylar's face as she receives those kisses. It does not look like a face that will remain submissive for much longer.

As great as those two scenes are for continuing the issues related to the show's three main characters, this episode really belongs to my personal favorite character: Mike Ehrmantraut. He received a lot of great scenes and ingenious moments last night. In fact, every scene he was in last night was great, funny, exciting, and riveting. My favorite has to be his final scene with new girl Lydia as she pleads with him to be shot in the face or to not be "disposed" of. What other show would be so raw and uncompromising in its dissection of the moment between life and death? BREAKING BAD continues to be a show, in a lot of ways, about consequences, effects, results–so, of course, how Lydia's daughter finds her body is of grave importance and needs to be discussed so bluntly. Sooo good.

Can I also mention how enigmatic, strange, gritty, and ultimately badass that opening scene is? The show makes a habit out of scenes with characteristics just like this, and I can't say I'm ever disappointed.

In his recap, my new buddy Matt Zoller Seitz mentions how the episode is a masterclass in revelatory direction. I couldn't agree more. Like so many episodes of BREAKING BAD, it is shot with meticulous efficiency and harrowing creativity. My favorite shot has to be, as MZS describes it, "the slow pull-back revealing the murdered Chow on the couch, his bloodied head positioned center-frame." My only thought was, "God, that is such a great shot."

Anyway, like John and Chris before me, I don't think I can talk much more about the episode without diverting into pure Chris Farley type adulation. So, I will just say: It. Was. Awesome.

Can't wait for next Sunday.

Not exactly a DRK review, but just some thoughts

(NOTE: It's obviously difficult to discuss THE DARK KNIGHT RISES with any sense of gravity after the unfathomable tragedy that took place in Colorado Friday night. But I do want to discuss my unfiltered reaction to the film, so please forgive any sense of hyperbole this post will have in the context of such real-life horror).

THE DARK KNIGHT RISES is the crown jewel of the Nolan Batman trilogy. Many critics and fans are claiming that it doesn't come near the greatness of THE DARK KNIGHT, but I'm honestly ready to admit that it surpasses it with ease. It doesn't have the instant entertainment value of TDK, nor is it as iconic, but TDKR is a more challenging and impressive film on just about every level. It is a grim, elegiac, and beautiful pop masterpiece. It may be the darkest blockbuster of its kind ever made. Nolan has taken our current economic and sociopolitical fear and created a disturbing mirror for our own society unlike any I've ever seen in such a mainstream film. It's vision of modern chaos and corruption is more palpable than any action film; its ambiguity and ambition more complex than any superhero film ever made. It is, in a word, marvelous. I couldn't possibly praise it enough.

I'm really glad it is dividing some critics and fans, as I think it is far too challenging a film to be universally embraced. It's dramatic ambitions alone are bound to be offputing to those simply looking for the fun and jauntiness of your average summer blockbuster (or hell, even of TDK). It's a profound film that unrelentingly pursues its themes, burying you down deep in the mire only to deliver one of the most spectacular and satisfying conclusions to a trilogy in film history. I really wish Andrew Sarris were still alive to see it, as I think he would have undoubtedly loved its ambition and obsessiveness.

Anyway, perhaps I'll do a real review for the film soon. I just wanted to get the word out that I was floored by the film, and found it to far exceed every expectation I had for it. It is a truly moving, terrifying, and utterly thrilling experience.

(P.S. Tom Hardy's Bane is incredibly menacing and legitimately scary. He is one hulking mass of a monster. And Anne Hathaway is very terrific and lovable as Selina Kyle. Though it can't boast a performance as strong as Ledger's Joker, I think TDKR has got great character work across the board. And ultimately I think it's just the most coherent, natural, and well-written Batman film to date. It is not a perfect film, but it is very, very impressive).

The Artist & Brave

I did exactly as Brandon said and went into THE ARTIST with as open a mind as possible. I tried to forget all the inordinate hype, acclaim, and awards, instead focusing on the film as just some minuscule French movie that no one really saw or had heard of. I also let down my cynical modern film guard for the time being and just sat there waiting for the film's humor, charm, and unbridled joy to wash over me like some carefree dream.

I waited...and I waited...and I waited. But it never seemed to come.

For all the crowd pleasing hype this thing has gotten, I am surprised by how little this film was able to make me feel elated. Its charms all seemed forced and contrived, never genuinely earned. Its lighter moments are a bit too manic and artificial, as if Hazanavicious and the actors are trying much too hard to replicate the natural charms of more talented performers from the past. Its darker moments are a bit too obvious and simplistic; real pathos is never achieved nor is there any sense of novel commentary on the passage of time and what is lost as our society seems to "progress." As a strict homage to classic film, it has none of the magic of the predecessors it imitates. It is a quintessential gimmick film, concerned more with how it wants to appear than it actually is. And do not get me wrong, I would easily forgive it for being a gimmick if it were able to be artistic and emotionally viable beyond its surface glam, but it is not. John, you are mistaken about BROADWAY DANNY ROSE. This is what a trifle looks like.

As if being a black-and-white silent film in 2011 weren't gimmicky enough, THE ARTIST feels compelled to steal the plot lines of other classics along the way. Narratively, it is basically just a rehash of both SINGIN' IN THE RAIN and A STAR IS BORN. But it touches nowhere near the enjoyment or even the emotional reality of either of those films. It's just a tarnished copy of them. Watching THE ARTIST, I honestly just felt like popping in either of those movies instead.

To be completely fair, I didn't hate THE ARTIST. It's ultimately too innocuous to hate. I will certainly give the film its due for both revering classic film and for potentially being a catalyst that will arouse interest in silent film, black-and-white, and the Hollywood Golden Age. I thank it for doing both. But I can't say that it ever rises above mere reverence to become its own artistic statement; therefore, I cannot recommend it. It all feels like hearing an old joke retold by someone who knows little about comedy or timing.

I had a much better time watching BRAVE than THE ARTIST, even with all the little kids around talking and yelling randomly for no reason. It's a pretty terrific film. I'd have to wholeheartedly agree with Brandon and Adrienne's praises of it. I think Adrienne did a great job highlighting what's great about the film, both in terms of visuals and emotional themes. It certainly looks gorgeous. It's also very sincere, exciting, and often quite funny. I think it does a skillful job of balancing its humor with a real sense of adventure and emotional stakes. I was slightly worried (SPOILER) as soon as Merida's mother turns into the bear (END SPOILER), as I was afraid it would enter too much into slapsticky territory, but thankfully, it didn't and instead maintained a high level of thrill and tenderness. The whole film very much stays centered around both. It's delightful.

I honestly don't understand the critical reaction to this claiming that the film somehow does a disservice to its first true female protagonist. No way. Merida is smart, independent, adventurous, compassionate, and she loves her family. I think boys and girls could both equally relate to and feel attached to her. She's awesome, and the story around her is the perfect adornment. I guess this is just another of those cases where the earnestness of a film (à la JOHN CARTER) goes completely over the head of the critics. And yet, they all fell for the contrivance that is THE ARTIST. What's the deal?

Belated 1964 Response

Sorry it has taken me so long to get back to you on your '64 list, Brandon. I love reading your 60s lists, but I find them a lot harder to respond to than your 30s ones. This is mostly because I've seen a lot of the 30s movies within the last year and either haven't seen a lot of the 60s movies at all or haven't seem them in ages. Anyway, I think your '64 list is great, and thankfully, I've seen a few of them.

I haven't seen THE NAKED KISS yet; however, TCM had a 100th birthday celebration of Sam Fuller this past friday, so I recorded TNK and SHOCK CORRIDOR. Looking forward to digging into both. The only two Fuller films I've seen are PICKUP ON SOUTH STREET and THE STEEL HELMET. I love them both, and I'm sure that love will extend over into these two 60s films. I'm not even sure what TNK is about, but I really like what you wrote about it.

I haven't seen SEVEN DAYS IN MAY either. But Rod Serling and John Frankenheimer does seem a good match, indeed. Will add to my already colossal personal watch list.

I have long considered BAND OF OUTSIDERS my favorite Godard film. I watched a lot of Godard in high school, but have really slowed down my watching production for him more recently–I think I've seen 2 new ones within the last 5 years. I got to re-watch a little of BAND OF OUTSIDERS when Chris had it on Netflix, and I'm glad to say it still held up for me. I have no idea if its still my favorite Godard (I would need to re-watch a whole bunch of them), but it's certainly one of his most entertaining and lovable films. I say that because it's very much grounded in his love for noir, musicals, and film in general. I think it's easy to appreciate Godard when he's being exuberant and playful with his artwork (LES CARABINIERS, A WOMAN IS A WOMAN) instead of morose and vindictive (CONTEMPT, WEEK END). BAND OF OUTSIDERS falls heavily in the former camp, while also containing a bit of that creeping darkness, as you mentioned Brandon. Still a very good film for me.

Need to see KISS ME, STUPID. Ditto for WOMAN IN THE DUNES.

All right, RED DESERT. Back to something I've seen. And recently, too. "I’m beginning to understand that to embrace the director is to embrace a painting and as such you have to appreciate the composition of colors, buildings, and people as well as the landscapes that engulf them." YES! Exactly. For me, Antonioni is almost exclusively a visual filmmaker. By that I mean, he is more interested in using images to convey real meaning instead of traditional modes of storytelling through dialogue and action. He basically exists as a pure director. He's not a dramatist, but a visual map-maker. His main purpose being how to tell or hint at everything non-verbal in the story through framing, blocking, and mise-en-scene. To me, he is a master at achieving this end. If reading the language of film interests you, then I think you will find a wealth of meaning in Antonioni's films, and RED DESERT in particular. The story of this film is told through images, and boy do they create a overwhelming sense of isolation, imprisonment, and somehow austere beauty. The colors are bold and gorgeous, but the framing cuts through this leaving everything at a cold distance. The film is a brilliant juxtaposition between both elements. And you're right to point out a potential for hope in the story, Brandon. I love the story sequence, as well. Even if there is an overwhelming sense of mental degradation and spatial suffocation, there is also a small sense of Guiliana finding agency and possibly direction. By the end, we at least hope, like the birds, that she has also learned to avoid the toxic smoke.

A FISTFUL OF DOLLARS is exactly as you describe it. A colorful and unbelievably stylish remake of YOJIMBO set in the old west. Do you think Leone, Eastwood, and Morricone had any idea how fucking cool this movie was when they made it? You watch it now and it is just the epitome of confident insouciance. I'm obviously a huge fan of all the Leone westerns. This film is the start of something truly incredible. I don't know what else to say other than I love it unconditionally.

I'm not entirely sure if if I've seen ST. MATTHEW before. I can't remember it either way, so I guess it doesn't matter. Need to watch it regardless.

What blows my mind about DR. STRANGELOVE is that it was originally supposed to be this very serious nuclear thriller, but Kubrick found the logic of the material to be so absurd that he had to turn it into a comedy. That, to me, says nearly everything about Kubrick's genius. He had the most incredible instincts for what worked and the remarkable innovation to see it get done. You are damn right; there's some terrific irony in the fact that the notoriously cold and over-analytical Kubrick could make the greatest black comedy in history, and one of the greatest comedies period. But in hindsight it really isn't all the surprising considering the man absolutely mastered every genre he worked in. He just put everything he had into each picture he made and surrounded himself with all the best talent to see that his vision both came to life and was expertly executed. I could rhapsodize about Kubrick all day. He's probably the greatest director who ever lived. I love DR. STRANGELOVE. And I love Peter Sellers. Special mention should be given to his brilliance in the film, as well.

When I resume getting dvds by mail from Netflix, SOY CUBA is going to the top my queue. I'm dying to see it because both you and Ed Gonzalez have it at the top of your lists. I'm sure it's astonishing. The only thing I really know about it is that it has these deliriously elaborate camera movements, and that Paul Thomas Anderson stole a shot from it for BOOGIE NIGHTS (following the girl into the pool). That's enough for me to be incredibly stoked to see it. I'm sure I'll join you in gushing about it soon.

Sorry I haven't seen more from this year or didn't have that much to say. Still, another great list that I can't find anything to disagree with. Looking forward to 1934!

You Win, John

Some will probably say it's better than I didn't see John's post before I just posted my last one. If I had, I would have instantly deleted mine out of embarrassment. His MOONRISE KINGDOM thoughts put mine to shame. No blurring the divide between children and adults here–I know my place, and it's at the kids' table.

John, what an incredibly astute reading. You nailed it. I will admit that I had thoughts about the connection between the flood at the end and the production of NOYE'S FLUDDE where Sam and Suzy meet for the first time. It's a pretty unmissable thematic link. But I also knew that there was no way I could bring up any Biblical issues within the film without being taken to task by you John for either oversimplifying The Bible or just misreading it entirely. I live in fear of discussing anything Bible related on my blog, knowing a scolding is invariably around the corner.

With that being said, I would never have been able to draw the unique connections you were able to do. Your post is brilliant. I don't know what to say in response to it other than that I'm in awe of what you wrote. You win, dude.

The only thing I will add is to this comment: "In the end, the church becomes the ark which provides salvation from the storm. This metaphor is then extended to the reconciliation of Sam and Suzy with the rest of the Body." Totally. A great thought. But with this, I again want to emphasize the very act of Willis' character reaching out and holding on to Sam and Suzy. Amidst the symbolic and physical stability the church provides during the storm, there is a very concrete human hand that ensures the two lovers are brought back within the Body. To me this gives importance to human agency within the symbolism of the church. The church provides a foundation upon which human beings must act. I don't say this to indicate that you are wrong–I'm just trying to point out where our differing belief systems make us emphasize certain ideas over others. That interests me.

"Moonrise Kingdom is where deeply disturbed children go to die for one another. The long day of bourgeois expectations is over and the rules of the game are left behind in order to chase Wisdom. An unexpected moonrise kingdom takes the place of the works of the day which have failed. The younger sun replaces the elder and shines brighter."

Wow...

Yep, we're telling fart jokes and flinging peas at each other over at the kids' table. Just so you know.

Great post John!